Posts tagged "asks"

Anonymous said: Selfie?

It’s been a long day and I haven’t shaved in half a week, so here’s what you get.

tedwassanasong said: Ughhhh I was at my friends and these were totally brighter than stars omg it was freaky I'm gonna get abducted

Dude this is weird as hell man. Like, fuck I thought it was possibly something on fire falling from the sky, but…nope. Two orange lights in the sky. Moving very quickly. I had honestly forgotten about it until you linked to the report on orange lights.


curvedqueen said: Remember that time we went to Salvation Army and you bought a Windows 98 user manual? Good times, they were.

I still got it somewhere, man.

I had to restrain myself from picking up MS-DOS user manuals at Vintage Videos & Games the other day.

sooozettaslow said: Top 6 robots

  • Tom Servo
  • Crow T. Robot
  • Gypsy
  • Cambot
  • DJ Roomba
  • Johnny Five

tvsfrankswildyears said: Six favorite Viper songs.

  • You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Smoke Crack
  • That There’s A Stash Pot
  • I Sell Dope Boy
  • Grindin’ Well
  • Her Systems Bumpin’
  • Oh! Sweet Nuthin (rare Velvet Underground cover)

phasetransfercatalyst said: Top six musical instruments?

  1. Tuba
  2. Bass Guitar
  3. Trombone
  4. Bari Sax
  5. Hammond Organ
  6. Marimba

I ain’t cool at all.

You can tell a lot about a person from their music. Hit shuffle on your music player & put the first 10 songs. One rule: Tag 10 people & pass it on

I was tagged by the wonderful priscillacscott!

  1. My Dad Is Dead - Hole In My Eye
  2. Weezer - Haunt You Every Day
  3. They Might Be Giants - Snowball In Hell
  4. Vampire Weekend - Mansard Roof
  5. Minus The Bear - Steel and Blood
  6. Hot Chip - Now There Is Nothing
  7. Kanye West - Through The Wire
  8. Meat Puppets - In A Car
  9. Violent Femmes - Mosh Pit
  10. Phish - All Things Reconsidered > David Bowie (1992-07-27)

Tagging: mybloodisstillalive, breakerofstuff, nosleeptilltacos, raiseyourdongers, wagglingeyebrows, inabacrackwheat, phasetransfercatalyst, ofpurelove, theleftamygdala, i-will-walk, and anyone else who wanna do this and if you’re tagged and don’t wanna, that’s cool too.

futurebiblehero said: Are you a fan of Chris (simpsons artist)?

I had no idea I was until just now. I didn’t realize that this was all done by an actual artist. 

Also I didn’t mean to publish this. Whoops.

Tagged by creepytwin

Name: Austin

Age: 22

Gender: Male


local jerk wears nice shirt

It’s a bit old but I look bad right now and like this one.


Food: Honestly anything mostly. I really haven’t been eating a lot lately due to anxiety and depression issues, so I literally cannot think of a list of favorites. But. Mexican food. Always good.

Drink: Water. Orange juice. Sometimes milk. Coke and Dr Pepper are my go-to sodas.

Books: Catch-22, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Still Life With Woodpecker, Hitchhiker’s Guide series, To Kill A Mockingbird, Searching For The Sound, The Stranger stuff I can’t think of. I haven’t been able to read for pleasure much lately.

Authors: Haruki Murakami, Hunter Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, Albert Camus, uh.

Song: (fuck you I’m not picking) (Keeping Jene’e’s answer)

Movie: Fargo (literally anything Coen Bros), Con-Air, Being John Malkovich, Office Space, The Big Lebowski, Die Hard, Super Troopers, The Producers (both versions), all Quentin Tarantino, uh.

TV Show: Breaking Bad, Parks and Rec, Fargo, American Horror Story, Brooklyn Nine Nine, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Seinfeld, I’m TRYING to get into Game of Thrones, and Under The Dome (just started it)

Band: Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, Neutral Milk Hotel, Grateful Dead, Phish, moe., Umphrey’s McGee, Gov’t Mule, Widespread Panic, String Cheese Incident, Daft Punk, Justice, The Feelies, Brand New, Swans, Pixies, The Replacements, Meat Puppets, Morphine, The Cure, Decemberists, Barenaked Ladies, Velvet Underground, St. Vincent, blah blah blah so on and more

Solo Artist: David Byrne, Tom Waits, Lou Reed, Jenny Lewis, Neko Case, Sharon Van Etten

Place: Home. Wherever that is at the moment (right now, it’s actual home). Or with Brandi.

Subject: Like, school? Art history, linguistics, sociology, Latin

Sports: Golf, bowling, archery

Male Actor: Tom Hanks, Bill Murray, Kevin Spacey

Female Actress: Kristen Schaal, Meryl Streep


Best Friend: nosleeptilltacos, merbabe-ish, mybloodisstillalive, breakerofstuff, others, and people who ain’t on tumblr.

Siblings: I gotta younger sister and an older half-sister and they’re both awesome

Dream Job: Radio DJ, but paid enough to actually support myself and a family.

Political Ideology: Registered Democrat (so I can work in primary elections), mostly Mountain Party/Green Party. Really just a left-wing dude

Religion: Atheist/Agnostic, but also a light believer in a sort of reincarnation through your own energy being shot out when you break down. But mostly Atheist/Agnostic.

Tattoos: Nah. None right now.

Piercings: I’m good

Languages: English, I can power through Latin given enough time, and I can pick up on a little bit of written Spanish.


Reason Behind URL: I like Seinfeld.

Reason Behind Icon: A NEW CAR

Tracked Tags: My URL, Giant Bomb, Grateful Dead, History, MST3K, Phish, Spalding Gray, Talking Heads, TMBG

Why you joined: That’s a good question.

First URL: Ever? I have no idea. But I think at one point I was twosoups.

I tag: nosleeptilltacos raiseyourdongers mybloodisstillalive birth—in—reverse anyone else woh wants to do this and if you don’t wanna do this and were tagged, no worries.

ominoussynths said: 67, 83, 91

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

  • Given enough time, and a pen and paper, I can get at least 45. 

83. How fast can you run?

  • Shit I don’t know. Like, I have a good sprint, but it lasts exactly a few seconds before I’m keeling over. I am not built for running. Which is why i prefer the low impact activities. Better for the ol’ knees.

91. Do you like your own name?

  • I used to haaaaate Donald, which is my first name, just because it sounded like an old man’s name (makes sense since I was named after my grandpa) and I got a lot of jokes from it, but I’ve really come to like it in the past few years. Austin is a great name love it. Gilbert is…not the prettiest last name, but it has character.
I'm Austin. I'm a Mountaineer aspiring to do something with his life. I'm a DJ for WWVU-FM, and an amateur music reviewer. I don't get it either.

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