Punctual Pam

Hello senior Austin.  Thought this little gem I found today would go great in the okay tag

I wish I had written that but sadly I did not :/

Man.

I will say this. Your confession page sure beats WVU’s.

“One time a blew a guy on the dance floor of Cellar.”

jerkstorecalling:

Speaking of music, here is a list of newer indie stuff that I thought you might dig. Check it out and let me know if you dig it :)

Checking now!

I’m halfway through this and I’m loving it. People go look up this stuff and listen to it because it is good things (seriously digging the remix of “Down the Road” and “Killing Switch” so far). 

Also follow this guy because he’s awesome and quickly working on becoming Philadelphia’s hottest DJ and I can’t recommend him enough.

(Source: jaidefinichon, via musicinsoulheardbyuniverse)

thefrogman:

“Bob, I think we might have a legal issue on this new toy line of ours. They seem awfully similar to the Ninja Turtles.”

“Sir, I can assure you that they are quite different. First of all, they are tortoises. Ask any herpetologist… completely different animal. Turtles are amphibious and enjoy a damp environment. Which is why they live in the sewers. Whereas our tortoises like it dry, so they live in an abandoned dehumidifier factory.”

“Interesting. I’m still not sure there is enough to differentiate them.”

“Okay, check this out, yo. The turtles are teenagers, right? But the Ninja Tortoises are clearly in their late 20s. The turtles like pizza, the tortoises prefer tacos. The turtles learned their ninjitsu from the ancient teachings of their Master Splinter. The tortoises learned their ninja skills from some Tae-Bo tapes they found in a dumpster.”

“Alright, I’m pretty convinced. Just in case, put a giant tortoise sticker on them.”

(Source: bestnatesmithever, via toxicwaltz)

soulpicnic: “ the future ”

here, i thought this might cheer you up :)