My Jimmy Snapped

thyrell:

“hyperpop would kill a victorian child” “mountain dew would kill a medieval peasant” well i think cavemen would absolutely love mukbang videos. couldnt we use more joy in the world. coulent we use more kindness in the world

(via baguetttes)

1998aries:

check out literally just sitting outside if u can. the hobby of the summer

(via baguetttes)

legitimately:

legitimately:

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

(via bleachboys)

the-foley-knoll-horror:

Tumblr to the users that hate being advertised to:

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bilucydonato:

I think instead of bringing back bar soap (I assume to reduce plastic waste) bath and body works should let me get a giant reusable jug that I can bring back to the store and refill preferably from one big machine so I can mix scents like I’m getting a slurpee. I am aware that employees would hate this system

(via deepspacememes)

therestlessforest:

rabbitrah:

planetclaires:

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

that’s how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

Blorbaux from my tapestries

(via katievick666)

curseworm:

always keep a cyanide pill between my teeth when i go to renew my id just in case i make a fool of myself in front of the honorable mistresses of the dmv

(via itwasaliens)